Occupy The Kardashians

Kim getting ready to divorce on Halloween. Aptly dressed.

Today should mark the day for all opposed to gay marriage and exorbitant weddings.  72 days after exchanging vows, Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, citing “irreconcilable differences”.  If Kim really earned 18 million dollars through selling the rights to her wedding through various media partnerships and then her hourly pay rate boils down to 10,358 dollars an hour from the day she wed Humphries to the day she divorced him, according to New York Times Don Van Natta Jr.  The cost of the wedding is estimated at 10 million for jewelry, three custom Vera Wang dresses and arrangements, not including hair, makeup and butt primping.  This prices the marriage at $138,888 for every day until today.  Her princess head piece cost 2.5 million alone.  Developing nations wish their GDP was that high.

If Kim tries to cry on any post-divorce interviews I will personally start an Occupy Kim Kardashian movement.  This is ridiculous.  I know I’ve hated on Kim Kardashian before but if she’s allowed to be wasteful and lascivious for little more than two months of holy matrimony then we ought to take a second look on who is “allowed” to get married.  Oh, she went to Africa and video blogged about it for two minutes?  Big whoop.  Any celebrity obligated to do charity work can buy a plane ticket and talk to poor black kids.

But it’s whatevs.  I suppose there are worse ways to insult marriage and poor people.